I’ve never enjoyed grilled pineapple myself, which is probably why I don’t like it on pizza either.

Jokes on you, I’m left handed

The top one is a mathematician who wanted to hire geometric manifolds, but got engine manifolds.

The bottom is a mechanic who needs engine manifolds, but got euclidean surfaces.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manifold

Best combo in Pandemic

I’m assuming walking uses less energy than swimming. Birds walk because it uses less energy than flying.

Having trained as a paramedic, I could find a vein on a patient by general anatomy and feel. Not sure if I could do that on myself or not.

A bit damp, but no complaints. Considering a new career distributing swords.

It will be used to track who owns a gun!

Maybe not, but the fact that it could, should get them to oppose it.

You can probe me anytime 😏

It’s mainly a tool for working with matrices (matrix laboratory). This is useful for solving ordinary differential equations. Learning Matlab is usually a requirement for first year engineering students. I’m now a licensed chemical engineer, and I haven’t used Matlab since sophomore year.

Better than my current one dimensional personality

You’re now two dimensional

Maybe it’s more social. A little fisting among friends, if you will.

There are still a few shortwave broadcasters. You could build your own shortwave receiver from a kit: https://swling.com/db/radio-kits/

There’s a list of stations here: https://www.savenetradio.org/shortwave-radio-station-frequencies/

You can also get into a amateur radio fairly easily. In the US, lots of radio clubs put on license classes, especially for the entry level technician class license. Most other countries have an amateur radio scheme.

Am American, can confirm.

You can steal my username, I’ll steal your nuts

Sounds like you need a proxy inside your network to connect to the https site and serve it to you without encryption

You can fit two moles in a liter, but a gopher is too big

Cutting junior employees today sounds like a great option, until 10 years down the road you realize you don’t have any experienced people to backfill the senior employees who are leaving.